I am tired of people stopping at the top of escalators.

There is an entire city behind you. Please take two more steps before deciding where your life is going.

Umbrellas should require a downtown licence.

Some people operate them like they have no spatial awareness and unlimited liability insurance.

Please stop treating bike lanes like temporary loading zones.

Turning on four-way flashers does not create a new municipal parking category.

I am tired of people stopping at the top of escalators — I still think about it.

I have never admitted this, but there is an entire city behind you. Please take two more steps before deciding where your life is going. It has become one of those oddly specific local memories.

Umbrellas should require a downtown licence — I still think about it.

I have never admitted this, but some people operate them like they have no spatial awareness and unlimited liability insurance. I am sharing it here because my friends are tired of hearing about it.

Please stop treating bike lanes like temporary loading zones — I still think about it.

I have never admitted this, but turning on four-way flashers does not create a new municipal parking category. I still laugh every time I pass the same spot.

I am tired of people stopping at the top of escalators — nobody knows the full story.

My small Victoria secret is that there is an entire city behind you. Please take two more steps before deciding where your life is going. It has become one of those oddly specific local memories.

Umbrellas should require a downtown licence — nobody knows the full story.

My small Victoria secret is that some people operate them like they have no spatial awareness and unlimited liability insurance. I am sharing it here because my friends are tired of hearing about it.

Please stop treating bike lanes like temporary loading zones — nobody knows the full story.

My small Victoria secret is that turning on four-way flashers does not create a new municipal parking category. I still laugh every time I pass the same spot.

I am tired of people stopping at the top of escalators — and it happened again.

Honestly, there is an entire city behind you. Please take two more steps before deciding where your life is going. It has become one of those oddly specific local memories.