I have lived here for years and still get lost downtown.

I pretend I am taking the scenic route whenever someone is in the car with me.

I wave back even when I know the person is waving at someone behind me.

At this point it is easier to commit than acknowledge the mistake.

I judge restaurants by their water glasses.

I cannot explain the system, but I have strong opinions and they are rarely wrong.

I have lived here for years and still get lost downtown — I still think about it.

A while ago, i pretend I am taking the scenic route whenever someone is in the car with me. I still laugh every time I pass the same spot.

I wave back even when I know the person is waving at someone behind me — I still think about it.

A while ago, at this point it is easier to commit than acknowledge the mistake. It has become one of those oddly specific local memories.

I judge restaurants by their water glasses — I still think about it.

A while ago, i cannot explain the system, but I have strong opinions and they are rarely wrong. I am sharing it here because my friends are tired of hearing about it.

I have lived here for years and still get lost downtown — nobody knows the full story.

I have never admitted this, but i pretend I am taking the scenic route whenever someone is in the car with me. I still laugh every time I pass the same spot.

I wave back even when I know the person is waving at someone behind me — nobody knows the full story.

I have never admitted this, but at this point it is easier to commit than acknowledge the mistake. It has become one of those oddly specific local memories.

I judge restaurants by their water glasses — nobody knows the full story.

I have never admitted this, but i cannot explain the system, but I have strong opinions and they are rarely wrong. I am sharing it here because my friends are tired of hearing about it.

I have lived here for years and still get lost downtown — and it happened again.

My small Victoria secret is that i pretend I am taking the scenic route whenever someone is in the car with me. I still laugh every time I pass the same spot.